You’ve seen them driving down the road.  Good ones, bad ones, and the ones they should have thought through a little more.  Here is a collection of church signs from google images and various blogs. Church signs are a long running ad-campaign by churches all over the country for marketing Jesus.

By the way whichever sign you happen to find offensive or unfunny is the stupid one.

Honk if You love Jesus, Text while driving if you want to meet Him.

Honk if You love Jesus, Text while driving if you want to meet Him.

I Kissed a Girl and I Liked it then I went to Hell

I Kissed a Girl and I Liked it then I went to Hell

Our prayers are with the Black family

Our prayers are with the Black family

We love hurting people

We love hurting people

Christmas: Easier to spell than Hanukkah

Christmas: Easier to spell than Hanukkah

Santa Claus never died for anyone

Santa Claus never died for anyone

Staying in bed shouting "Oh God!" does not constitute going to church.

Staying in bed shouting “Oh God!” does not constitute going to church.

Independent, old timey, Hell-fire brimstone King James Preaching

Independent, old timey, Hell-fire brimstone King James Preaching

Free coffee, everlasting life, yes membership has it's benefits

Free coffee, everlasting life, yes membership has it’s benefits

Sunday's Message: Jesus said, bring me that ass

Sunday’s Message: Jesus said, bring me that ass

Sign Broken Message Inside

Sign Broken Message Inside

God expects spiritual fruit not religious nuts

God expects spiritual fruit not religious nuts

Do not criticize your wife's judgement - see whom she married

Do not criticize your wife’s judgement – see whom she married

God shows no favoritism, but our sign guy does - Go Cubs!

Do not criticize your wife’s judgement – see whom she married

Bring your sin to the alter and "Drop it like it's hot, Drop it like it's hot"

Do not criticize your wife’s judgement – see whom she married

God's love is deeper than this snow

God’s love is deeper than this snow

Jesus is coming, You better look busy

Jesus is coming, You better look busy

There are some questions that can't be answered by Google

There are some questions that can’t be answered by Google

Sacred Cows make the best hamburger

Sacred Cows make the best hamburger | Sorry India

Every day above ground is a good one

Every day above ground is a good one

If you stole our AC, you're sure gonna need it one day

If you stole our AC, you’re sure gonna need it one day

Choose the Bread of life or you are toast

Choose the Bread of life or you are toast

Don't let worries kill you. Let the church help

Don’t let worries kill you. Let the church help

You give God the credit, now give God the cash

You give God the credit, now give God the cash

Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out

Don’t be so open-minded your brains fall out

Come look at our asses, Live nativity...

Come look at our asses, Live nativity…

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