Sorry Kelly, but I have to get some of this off my chest. Here is a list of things that disproves the theory of “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.”

  • Heart attacks
  • Seizures
  • Broken hips
  • Torn ACLs
  • Food Poisoning
  • Twitter
  • High blood pressure
  • Lettuce
  • Bow-ties
  • Super long finger nails
  • Muscle deterioration

After writing this out, I now realize that it was not necessary to get it off my chest.

Anything I left off the list?