Like another famous Christian “Top Ten List”, Jesus has a couple rules for tweeting in the form of THOU SHALT NOTS… Finally answering the question W.W.J.T?
1. THOU SHALT NOT tweet about what you are eating, ate, or are thinking about eating.
Matthew 15:11 “It’s not what you swallow that pollutes your life, but what you vomit up.”
PROPER EXEGESIS: This does not mean that you should tweet about what comes out of your body either.
2. THOU SHALT NOT commit the “Log in your eye” tweet.
Matthew 7:5 “Hypocrite! First get rid of the log in your own eye; then you will see well enough to deal with the speck in your friend’s eye.”
Examples: “You spend too much time on twitter”
“SOME PEOPLE need to stop sharing all their personal business on twitter”
“Technology is the mark of the beast.”
(if you need clarification on why the above tweets are wrong, you are already guilty of the “log-in-your-eye” tweet. – sorry)
3. THOU SHALT NOT tweet about twitter.
There you have it, Jesus is not that interested in birds, he prefers people, so tweet about people not birds. Tweeting about twitter is like facebooking about facebook, talking about talking, or preaching about preaching, NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR IT.
4. THOU SHALT NOT tweet the Lord’s name in vain….
5. W.W.J.T? = Follow me